Vindictive tEXts
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- Ex: You could at least ACKNOWLEDGE me when you see me
- Me: You could at least ACKNOWLEDGE that you suck as a human being.
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- Ex: I feel like we're Ronnie and Sammi.
- Me: You might by Sammi because you embody all that is trashy.
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- ex: I want all my stuff back, my DVDs, my black sweater, my blanket, and I think there's at least three pairs of my shoes at your house.
- me: I'll give you that back when you can give me the 3 years of my life back.
- me: I'm keeping it as collateral
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- Me: Happy st. pattys day
- Ex: Thanks. Same to you. I'm sure you're wasted.
- Me: You know.... st. patricks day and you are a lot alike... you have to drink to enjoy it and no one really knows why they are doing it.
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- Ex: the sex is great, it’s better than anything we ever had
- Me: you date a 2nd grade teacher. Does she tell you to use your ‘indoor voice’ when you fuck?
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- Ex: I want the $120 you owe me, and the vest, I told you I wanted it 2 months ago.
- Me: I mean, you lied about everything else, you didn’t think I’d actually believe you wanted it back?!
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- Ex: you don’t even ask me how I’m doing anymore
- Me: we barely speak, and besides I know what’s going on
- Ex: no you don’t, how could you possibly know anything at all
- Me: It helps that I have your Gmail password
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- me: yeah and you know you should really get your acne in check
- ex: you're picking on me for something I have no control over?!
- me: I mean, you could be a little Proactiv about it
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- me: what do tequila shots and YOU have in common?
- ex: don't tell me
- me: I have to be absolutely hammered to do them.
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- me: that awkward moment when you realize the girl you're fucking sees your ex every single day
- ex: WHO?!
- me: oh please, where is the fun in THAT?!
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